Det's Lullaby

Good night
Sleep tight
Don't let the janus fight
Without line of sight

CA Random Faction Song

(Sung to the tune of "Should I Stay or Should I Go" by The Clash)

Am I ARM or am I CORE now?
Am I ARM or am I CORE now?
If I'm ARM there will be trouble
And if I'm CORE it will be double

Mumbles #5

Set to Lou Bega's Mambo 5

A little bit of quantum in the nub
A little bit of det on the site
A little bit of Licho of SD
A little bit of Saktoth to dictate
A little bit of jK for the Lua
A little bit of 'zerggin of the script
A little bit of Kaine in the buildpic
A little bit of CA in your life!

CA FFA Fighting Song

You'll laugh
You'll cry
You'll get back-stabbed by your ally
You'll fight
You'll kill
You'll launch all your nukes at will

AA Song

Sung to the tune of Mercury Blues by K. C. Douglas

If I had metal, I'd tell you what I'd do,
I'd go downtown and build a Mercury or two.

If I Were Saktoth

If I were Saktoth
Even just for a day
I would change the mod name from CA to Quantum Rules OK

Open Conflict Intro Song

Parody of one of the cheesier game rename ideas for CA

Are you ready, kids?
Aye aye, Captain!
I can't hear yooouuu!
AYE AYE, CAPTAIN!

Ooooooooooooo...

What is an epic RTS game?
OPEN CONFLICT!
With tons of flying debris and flame?
OPEN CONFLICT!
Buckets of nukes and flash spam!
OPEN CONFLICT!
With little robots that go "pew pew BAM!"
OPEN CONFLICT!

Open Conflict!
Open Conflict!
Open Conflict!
OPEN COOONNFFLLIIIICCTT!
(arh har har har!)

Flat Balance Song

Sung to the tune of "Fruit Salad" by the Wiggles

Flat balance... yummy yummy
flat balance... yummy yummy
flat balance... yummy yummy
yummy yummy yummy yummy flat balance!
let's go play some CA today
uh huh uh
if players join our game then we will play
uh huh uh take all the metal your facs gonna eat cause this game's gonna be l33t!
THE FIRST STEP:
make some mexes
THE SECOND STEP:
build a factory
THE THIRD STEP:
build a ton of units
pwn the opposition and fulfill your destiny!
now we've won it its time to celebrate
uh huh uh
it plays so good that you just can't beat it give everyone some CA and a PC playing it's so easy
THE FIRST STEP:
make some mexes
THE SECOND STEP:
build a factory
THE THIRD STEP:
build a ton of units
pwn the opposition and fulfill your destiny!
now we've played our CA today
uh huh uh
the invading army left some scraps, hurray!
uh huh uh
reclaim the wrecks and reclaim the scrap, or rez it all and send it right back!
flat balance yummy yummy
flat balance yummy yummy
flat balance yummy yummy
yummy yummy yummy flat balance!