This is a collection of true facts about Complete Annihilation and its developers. Everything listed here is absolutely true and has been verified by numerous reliable independent sources. Nothing has been embellished or exaggerated in any way.

(yes, this is a satire page)

• CA stands for Compendium of Awesome.
• The lead developer, quantum, is a nub.
• Spam is banned in CA. Hormel went bankrupt as a result and was bought over by the CA development team.
• Evil4Zerggin's good twin, hatched from the same egg, is still around. However, we don't talk to it, evil beats good when it comes to CA development!
• Saktoth once gave a lecture on philosophy in the CA story. There were no survivors.
• Chuck Noruas needs no anti-air. His charm is so great, planes land for him.
• Springie requires the blood of virgins in order to operate. Licho imports his supply from a man named Alucard in nearby Romania. Licho doesn't catch on very quickly.
• The naming of the CA nuke implosion bomber after Licho is not a sign of narcissism; it is but a fraction of a fitting tribute to CA's master programmer.
• Four out of five LCCs support CA. The fifth was banned from Spring for life.
• CA does not need to directly nerf OP units. When we find one, we simply beat it with sticks until it cries and promises to behave.
• Det(riment) can eat five times his own body weight in peewees.
• Whenever people insult CA, they usually have accidents a few hours later. The CA team denies any connection.
• Originally, we told people who insult CA to "lern2plai", but Sleksa sued for copyright infringement. The case is still pending.
• When Saktoth wants something done, he doesn't take "no" or "that's not possible in either classical or quantum physics" for an answer.
• Contrary to popular belief, CarRepairer does not, in fact, repair cars for a living.
• Contrary to popular belief, KingRaptor is indeed king of the raptors.
• CA aims to completely monopolize the Lua coding ability in the Spring community. Currently, we are 95% towards that goal. The remainder will be bought over eventually.
• jK once wrote a Lua gadget that cures cancer, prevents AIDS and makes your teeth whiter, but nobody could use it because they wouldn't adhere to the terms of the GNU GPL.
• Spherebot has sex with your mother, sister, and girlfriend. At the same time.
• Many CA devs are also on the  Star Wars: Imperial Winter beta testing team. Don't be fooled - this isn't cooperation, it's subversion!
• det is a  Russian figure-skating sex bomb.
• Years ago, Chuck Noruas built a city out of dragon's teeth. Today, over six hundred thousand people live and work there.
• Chuck Noruas can tek 2 krog in under 90 seconds. In Kernel Panic. While AFK.
• This page has attempted to be funny like bash, but it's not even half as funny as bash is not.

more to come?